2014 Magic 8-Ball Oscar Picks

Why would you trust your Oscar picks to a Magic 8-Ball? Well, sure you could use a solid statistical model like BuzzFeed's, but everyone else is doing that. You want to pick upsets? I’m not saying the Magic 8-Ball can do that, but won’t you look smart if it does? 

Housed at my new Tumblr-in-progress, because if there's anything I need, it's another blog to neglect.