2015 Magic 8-Ball Oscar Picks

The problem with most Oscar predictions is that everyone has something invested in their picks. They want to be right. They want proof that they can pick the best. You can't rely on a statistical analysis of guild awards, really, because actual people vote on them. 

You know who doesn't have a stake in this? My Magic 8-Ball. It also cares approximately the same amount as Oscar voters seem to this year.

The picks, plus perhaps a little too much caring about whether people care, are on my Tumblr.