Quondam Dreams

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

More Things I've Learned Recently

(A non-exhaustive list, in no particular order.)

  • It's well-nigh impossible to explain why The Crying of Lot 49 is such a good book. The listener might as well save some time and just read it. It's short and funny.

  • More groups of people who rarely understand those who aren't like them, and in fact feel compelled to help those who aren't like them become more like them: Drivers of BMWs; California residents; red staters; blue staters; those who've had successful Lasik surgery; any subset of fans of any soap; those who return phone calls.

  • Apparently, when the viewer is under the influence of rumors and a few too many Abbey martinis, Jenny P. looks just like Christina Aguilera.


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