Lunch

I am sitting in a Starbucks near the place I'm currently working, sampling their new, available-for-a-limited-time "Grandma's Turkey Sandwich".

Which begs the question: Whose grandma? My grandma never would have put this much salt in the stuffing -- by which I mean, she never would have put any salt in the stuffing. Or made stuffing from scratch, for that matter.

And don't even get me started on "Grandma's Cookies".